Misson: Wooden item

This barely qualifies as wooden.  I think this may be one of the ugliest pieces of furniture that I have ever owned although it may be debatable.  I was at an auction (I LOVE auctions!), and I had just scored my couch and chair for $15.  Yes $15!  When this item came up for sale no one wanted it.  Silence filled the room.....and I gave them $2...SOLD!  It may be ugly but for $2 it is has been a great solid piece of furniture.  It holds my tv up on top and the DVD player and all the kids movies behind the doors, and the drawers are filled with colouring books and crayons.  It hides mega clutter and therefore is good.  When I brought this pillar of ugliness home I sat it at the far end of the room and stared at it.  Thats when I saw it.  What I had missed all along.  My new tv stand has breasts!!!!!!  From that day forward I have never been able to look at it the same way again.  Even my furniture has pancakes.....