Would You Like Fail With That?

It was just Flapjack and I tonight.  He was cranky.  I was sore and didn't want to cook.  I bribed him with nuggets, fries and a crappy Star Wars toy to behave.  After purchasing said bribe I realized I was sore because I fell over him during one of his fits of bad behavior today.  Which I had just bought him a reward for.  Fail.

The guy behind me thought I was a crazy lady, he isn't far off.